Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island for years until he was finally rescued. Before leaving the island, he gave the rescue party a tour. "I built myself a house. That's it there. Here's the barn, and over here is the church I worshiped in."
"What's that building over there?" one of the rescuers asked.
Louie sneered. "That's the church I used to belong to."
