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The land of acronyms......

Post by black_knight » Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:33 pm

COE, ERP, ECP, PIE, MOE, HDB, PAP, KPC, CCB...and on and on.....

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Re: The land of acronyms......

Post by nakatago » Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:35 pm

black_knight wrote:COE, ERP, ECP, PIE, MOE, HDB, PAP, KPC, CCB...and on and on.....
It's so mundane that it has its own wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Si ... reviations
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Re: The land of acronyms......

Post by black_knight » Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:45 pm

Those are the boring official ones...

These are the stupid unofficial ones...

PAP - Pay and Pay
ERP - Every Road Pay
CCB - That's what you tell the taxi driver when he talks too much
SDU - Single, Desperate and Ugly
SAF - Serve And Forget
PUB - Pay Until Broke
UOB - U Owe Bank
SIA - Sex In Air
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nakatago wrote:
black_knight wrote:COE, ERP, ECP, PIE, MOE, HDB, PAP, KPC, CCB...and on and on.....
It's so mundane that it has its own wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Si ... reviations

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Re: The land of acronyms......

Post by nakatago » Fri, 13 Aug 2010 1:31 pm

black_knight wrote:Those are the boring official ones...

These are the stupid unofficial ones...

PAP - Pay and Pay
ERP - Every Road Pay
CCB - That's what you tell the taxi driver when he talks too much
SDU - Single, Desperate and Ugly
SAF - Serve And Forget
PUB - Pay Until Broke
UOB - U Owe Bank
SIA - Sex In Air
...
nakatago wrote:
black_knight wrote:COE, ERP, ECP, PIE, MOE, HDB, PAP, KPC, CCB...and on and on.....
It's so mundane that it has its own wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Si ... reviations
now, that's much better! :lol:
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 13 Aug 2010 2:55 pm

SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by black_knight » Fri, 13 Aug 2010 4:15 pm

I especially liked "KIAO KAH YO LUM PAR/K.K.Y.L.P"

"to raise one's legs and shake one's genitals".... i can't imagine how someone could acrobatically do that... unless of course he has testicles the length of a pendulum...
sundaymorningstaple wrote:Nah. This one is better.....

http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.p ... a=K&page=1

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Post by painkillerPink » Sun, 15 Aug 2010 5:30 pm

black_knight wrote:I especially liked "KIAO KAH YO LUM PAR/K.K.Y.L.P"

"to raise one's legs and shake one's genitals".... i can't imagine how someone could acrobatically do that... unless of course he has testicles the length of a pendulum...
dude... that's some food for thought... you do realize what you've just written seems to tell us something about you... or what's not about you 8-)
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Post by black_knight » Mon, 16 Aug 2010 5:56 pm

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painkillerPink wrote:
black_knight wrote:I especially liked "KIAO KAH YO LUM PAR/K.K.Y.L.P"

"to raise one's legs and shake one's genitals".... i can't imagine how someone could acrobatically do that... unless of course he has testicles the length of a pendulum...
dude... that's some food for thought... you do realize what you've just written seems to tell us something about you... or what's not about you 8-)

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