Nice One :)

[revhappy]

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. ' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.' The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems.. The Indian fainted !

[SingLife]

came across these 2 jokes which stood apart

A wife buys an enormous birthday present for her husband. he opens it & looks rather confused.
"What am I supposed to do with a rocket?"
"you wanted space,"she says "Now get lost".

Staring at an empty cage, a zoo vistor asks "where are all the monkeys?"
"Its mating season" the keeper replies "They're inside".
"Do you think they'd come out for peanuts?"
"Would You?"