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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 10 May 2010 11:08 am

Middle age is where your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places - E. Joseph Cossman

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They are in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
- June Henderson

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
- Dennis Fakes

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Postby iRoar » Mon, 10 May 2010 9:50 pm

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They are in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
- June Henderson

Lol!!! That's so true, and I might be one of those people actually :oops:

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Postby Big Mac » Tue, 11 May 2010 8:16 am

does it count if you use 2 credit cards for 2 payments? :P

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 11 May 2010 8:56 am

Actually, NTUC gave up trying to figure out how to get 'em to count. That why their express lanes are so slow. They say "single" basket purchases and you would be surprised how much you can get into a single basket. Before it was 10 or 14 items but some thought that it was 10 "types" of items so therefore if they had 3,4 or 20 of a single item along with everything else those 20 items were a single "type" of item so therefore should only count as 1. :-|

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Postby vbelle » Tue, 11 May 2010 10:50 am

annoying people..

i told them to go Q in normal check out...when i was a check-out chick :D

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 11 May 2010 12:07 pm

vbelle wrote:...when i was a check-out chick :D


Interesting turn of phrase...... :-k :mrgreen:

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Postby Big Mac » Mon, 17 May 2010 5:02 pm

vbelle wrote:annoying people..

....when i was a check-out chick :D


vbelle - you from oz? hardly see the term check-out chiq being used except in oz


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