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PREGNANCY Q & A

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 05 Feb 2010 9:05 pm

PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word 'child support payment' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.

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Postby Sundaybrunch » Sat, 03 Apr 2010 5:39 am

:lol: i like this!

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Postby Zeenit » Sat, 03 Apr 2010 9:48 am

:D :)
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Postby aster » Fri, 09 Apr 2010 9:34 am

Nice one! :D


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