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Management Learning: Lesson-1

Postby blue_thunder » Wed, 23 Dec 2009 4:10 pm

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any asshole will do!
~ I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me

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Postby phil30k » Thu, 24 Dec 2009 1:11 pm

The funniest part of this joke is that the bosses who would find it funny are the bad bosses.


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