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Money just coming in out of the blue! :lol:

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:02 am

I'm so lucky! 150G will come in handy for Christmas. I'll buy the forum a round "once I've actually received it"! :lol:

It's the first time I'm seeing one like this! And it's not even in all caps!

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CENTER FOR GLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION COMMISSION GRANT OF USD $ 150,000.00 TO YOU FOR YOUR PERSONA
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Wednesday, 16 December 2009 10:12:42
From:
CENTER FOR GLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION COMMISSION <mandy>
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Add to Contacts
To:
CENTER FOR GLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION COMMISSION
2500 East Harmony Rd# 4 Fort Collins Colorado 80528 USA
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FUNDED BY:
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
EUROPEAN UNION
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND, GENEVA SWITZERLAND

CO-FUNDED BY:
QUEEN ELIZABETH FOUNDATION
BILL GATE CHARITY FOUNDATIONS
ROLL-BACK-TO- SCHOOL FOUNDATIONS
GOOD HEALTH FOR ALL FOUNDATION
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Attention: Beneficiary
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This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the centre. Please note that any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the centre. Finally, the recipient should know that this email is meant for his/her use. The WORLD BANK CENTRE FORGLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION accepts no liability for any damage/delay/unclaimed grants.


CENTER FOR GLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION COMMISSION GRANT OF USD $ 150,000.00 TO YOU FOR YOUR PERSONAL, EDUCATION AND BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT.

This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the Board of Trustees of the CENTRE FOR GLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION COMMISSION an affliates of the WORLD BANK GROUP as one of the final recipients of a Cash Grant for the improvement of your PERSONAL, HEALTH, EDUCATION AND BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT.

This International Registered Centre is named after over 25 top company owners put together. The center was reported by the business newspaper, the Economist and Government Parastale between the year 2000-2009 to be technically one of the world's wealthiest centre- worth billions of US$ - but its primary purpose is BRINGING INNOVATIONS IN HEALTH, BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT AND LEARNING TO THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY. George Sores a renowned professor is the chairman of the Centre. Having been rated as the chairman and founder of a network of foundations, the centre has decided to randomly select email addresses that would benefit from this year's grants towards adjusting in this time of recession.

The CENTRE FOR GLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION COMMISSION is in association/ conjunction with the Department of Social Welfare arm of the United States Government and Funded by the European Union, International Monetary Fund, Geneva Switzerland, and Co-Funded by the Queen Elizabeth Foundation, Bill Gates Charity Foundation and Roll-Back-To- School Foundation, Good Health for All Foundation

The above-mentioned centre is giving out a yearly grant of One Hundred Million United States Dollars as specific Grants to more than 1000 lucky International recipients worldwide in different categories for their educational pursuit, health care, personal Business development and uplift of their environments as promised and approved by the United States Government through the United States Congress.

These funds are freely given to you for your business, educational and personal development and at least 30% to be used by you to develop a part of your environments, as this is a yearly program, which is a measure of universal development strategy, and eradication of poverty.

Please kindly note that you are not the only beneficiary in your country this year and your country is not the only country that is benefiting from this donation, as beneficiaries have been chosen from countries from all continents. The idea of this grant is that within ten years from now, there will be notable richness amongst many unusual people around the world.

This will give many people the opportunity to get their lives to a stage where they had always wanted. Kindly note that you will only be chosen to receive the donation once which means that, subsequent yearly donation will not get to you again, so it's your choice to spend the grant wisely on something that will last you a long time.

** And please do not bother following up this email, if you have benefited from this donation in previous years.***

Based on the random selection exercise of Internet Service Providers (ISP) band millions of Super/Mega-Market cash invoices worldwide, you were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the Approved Grant Award sum of US=$=150,000.00 (One Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) as grant from the CENTRE FOR GLOBAL RECESSION ERADICATION COMMISSION in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.

Note that, your email was selected from either the internet, or a Shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from such as Your Shopping Cash Invoice from Giant, Seven-Eleven, WallMart, Econ-Saves, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Huts etc.

You are required to expeditiously Contact Our learned International and Accredited Finance & Grants Manager below for qualification documentation and processing of your claims, from Monday through Sunday.

On contact with this officer, you'll be given your Grant Certification, which you will forward to our Funds Management for the processing and payment of your grant. Please endeavor to quote your GRANT APPROVAL NUMBER (H-021-637-P-91-56) in all discussions.

Contact
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Mr. Richard New-Farmer
Richmore & Associates LLC
International Certified Grants & Finance Manager
Email: richmoreassociates@gala.net
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Please note that this Grant is strictly administered by "European Union" United States Government, the Northern & Southern American Union under delegated powers from the United Nation Organization, ( UNO ) International Monetary Fund ( IMF) African Union ( AU ) Northern and Southern American Union ( NSAU ) United States Social Welfare Department( USSWD ) .

You are hereby advised to keep this whole information confidential until you have been able to receive your grant, as there have been many cases of double and unqualified claim, due to beneficiaries informing third parties about his/her grant.

Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, not later than 7 days after notification, as failure will lead to cancellation and your grant will be reserved for next year's recipients.

On behalf of the Board kindly accept our warmest congratulations

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Helena Weiss
Foundation officer

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Postby Grumpy77 » Wed, 16 Dec 2009 9:09 pm

You lucky Bastard!

I've spent my life working my fingers to the bone and you breeze into this oportunities. Where is the justice!

It only goes to show, getting ahead is all about luck!

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Postby Plavt » Wed, 16 Dec 2009 9:58 pm

Grumpy77 wrote:You lucky Bastard!

I've spent my life working my fingers to the bone and you breeze into this oportunities. Where is the justice!

It only goes to show, getting ahead is all about luck!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Money just coming in out of the blue! :lol:

Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 17 Dec 2009 9:40 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:CO-FUNDED BY:
QUEEN ELIZABETH FOUNDATION
BILL GATE CHARITY FOUNDATIONS
ROLL-BACK-TO- SCHOOL FOUNDATIONS
GOOD HEALTH FOR ALL FOUNDATION
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Is Bill Gate related to Her Indoors? (Brits would get that!)
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'nuff said Image

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When it rains it pours - Pepsi that is. I can't lose!

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 19 Dec 2009 8:21 pm

Here is my newest manna from heaven. I guess I can retire now! (Or maybe I should wait for the pause that refreshes! :lol:
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Congratulation Lucky Winner!! End Of Year Promo 2009
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From:
Pepsi eMail Promotion <gkebat8029>
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To:

PEPSI BOTTLING COMPANY.
#14 Cruze Row London,
DX LDE 17 WC1R 4BU
United Kingdom.

Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IZP
Winning number:PL/09788/60

Congratulations winner.
The Board of Directors and the International Promotion Department of Pepsi Bottling Company in conjunction with the Euromilliones Intl wish to gladly inform you that your email has won a prize money of One Million Great Britain Pound Sterlings (£1,000,000.00) on our Online Monthly NCSP (NEWYEAR CRISIS SOLUTION PROMO) programme.
This is a program aimed to encourage you to patronize our products and also help families with the current Global crisis allover (Europe, American, Asia and Africa), hence no ticket sold.

To claim your winning prize you are to send the following information about yourself to the claims processing manager for verification & direction. Do contact the processing manager with the below contact information;
***************************************************************
Name:Mr.Roberts Anthony Philip
E-mail: pepsiprocessingmanager@gmail.com
Claims Processing Manager, Payment and Release order Department,
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1.FULL NAMES:
2.CONTACT ADDRESS:
3.AGE:
4.TELEPHONE NUMBER:
5.SEX:
6.OCCUPATION:
7.NATIONALITY:
8.COUNTRY:
9.HOW DO YOU FEEL AS PEPSI LUCKY WINNER:
10.I____________________________ hereby declare that the above information is true and binding on me. If at any time it is discovered that I have given false information, I will forfeit my rights to my winnings. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

Congratulations once again!.

Miss Sandra Shawn
Pepsi Online Co-ordinator

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Postby Plavt » Sat, 19 Dec 2009 8:38 pm

Euromilliones Intl


I wonder who they are?.......... :-k

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 23 Dec 2009 6:45 am

When it rains, it pours. Stating to look like recession is going to be good for me! :lol:
______________________________________________________________

From:
Hemly Omar <gkebat8029>
...
To:

JOHAR OTHMAN & HEMLY
NO. 8, JALAN 3/65, SEKSYEN 3
BANDAR BARU BANGI
43650 BANGI SELANGOR MALAYSIA.


ASSALAMUALAIKUM,

Your e-mail address came up in a random draw conducted by my law firm,JOHAR OTHMAN & HEMLY Law Chambers in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. My name is HEMLY OMAR (Esq.) A personal attorney to our late client MR.TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG who built a "HILLTOP CASINO" in Malaysia (Gen ting Highland). MR. TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG, a well known Philanthropist, before he died, he made a Will in our law firm stating that Six Million United State Dollars (US$6M) only should be donated to any Philanthropist of our choice outside Malaysia (Overseas..)

The beneficiary of the Will as stated by our late client the deceased. Paragraph 3, page 7 of the Will had a clause in the Will which give us the express right to appoint a beneficiary by way of a balloting system, we conducted a random draw which was supervised by the ministry of justice and the bank that holds the money, and your e-mail address was picked as the beneficiary to this Will.

I am particularly interested in securing this money from the Bank, because they have issued a notice instructing my chamber to produce the beneficiary of this Will within two weeks which happens to be you or else the money will be credited to the Government treasury as per law here.

It is my utmost desire to execute the Will of our late client.You are required to contact me immediately to start the process of transferring this money to any of your designated official account. I urge you to contact me immediately for further details bearing in mind that the Bank has given us a date limit please contact me urgently.

Upon your response kindly include below information’s:
(1) Full names, (2) Private number, (3) Current residential address, (4) Age and Profession. To my private Email: hemlyomar@yahoo.com

CONGRATULATIONS,
Regards,
BARRISTER, HEMLY OMAR (Esq.)
ENDEAVOR TO USE FOR THE LESS PRIVILEGED
IF YOU WISH TO KNOW MORE ABOUT MY LATE CLIENT

MR. TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG

www.lycos.com/info/lim-goh-tong--tan-sr ... -tong.html
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggksqV5vYc
www.genting.com/history/index.htm
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Looks like using historical & uTube are the way to go now. :roll:

What's really sad is that some actually fall for this crap!

I'm still waiting for mine! :cool:


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