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Post by Plavt » Wed, 16 Dec 2009 5:47 am

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"

"I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men's room.

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Post by Vaucluse » Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:02 am

:lol:
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Post by mrHomeLook » Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:32 pm

nice one. 8-)
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