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Looking Marriage Agency for me to marry an expat

Post by jqjqjqjq » Mon, 14 Dec 2009 2:54 pm

Hello All, Bonjour Mon ami.

1. I like to find a marriage agency that can arrange me to meet expats who are serious for marriage. ( i prefer ang mos)

2. Or if you are one, please submit your proposal and personality to my email. [email protected]

3. I am singaporean lady single. I dont wish to be short changed, so serious people, pls apply only.

Merci Beaucoup.
Jq
Pls submit your marriage proposals and personality traits to my email. Thank you.

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Post by Vaucluse » Mon, 14 Dec 2009 3:35 pm

Excellent, I've been looking for a while . . . Before I send you my details, please provide me with a photo as well as health certs and family background, bank statements etc . . . I don't wish to eb short-changed.

Please send photos in various stages of undress up to the full Monty to:

[email protected]
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Post by road.not.taken » Mon, 14 Dec 2009 4:02 pm

:D

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 14 Dec 2009 5:12 pm

excuse me V. but I don't need any more mail! :P
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Post by Plavt » Mon, 14 Dec 2009 5:28 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Post by durain » Mon, 14 Dec 2009 6:28 pm

no need marriage agency la. just hang around orchard towers lor.

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Post by mondaymorningquarterback » Mon, 14 Dec 2009 7:21 pm

Troll

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Post by vbelle » Tue, 15 Dec 2009 9:13 am

my first laugh this morning :D

only French people should email her...as it seems she can speak better French than english

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Post by JaanJ » Tue, 15 Dec 2009 9:44 am

But why here?? This is not a marriage agency, you know. And what "marriage proposals and personality traits" OMG! Faintz.

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Post by macaroonie » Tue, 15 Dec 2009 9:47 am

She can't be serious right? :???:

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Post by nakatago » Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:28 am

maybe she's in it for the lulz. :o

but hey, this isn't the first time somebody solicited intimate companionship in these here boards! :lol:

(at least it's amusing us)
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Post by Vaucluse » Tue, 15 Dec 2009 1:42 pm

JaanJ wrote:But why here?? This is not a marriage agency, you know. And what "marriage proposals and personality traits" OMG! Faintz.
Just someone taking the mickey . . . must be because I have not received the photos I requested
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Post by rainbowsunshine » Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:24 pm

this post is downright hilarious :-)

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Post by sgexpatdavid » Sun, 27 Dec 2009 7:34 pm

darn, throughout my past education, I was only taught how to write a resume to get a job, but was never taught how to write a marriage proposal to get a wife, what a shame!

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Post by ksl » Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:13 pm

Vaucluse wrote:
JaanJ wrote:But why here?? This is not a marriage agency, you know. And what "marriage proposals and personality traits" OMG! Faintz.
Just someone taking the mickey . . . must be because I have not received the photos I requested
Damn the bugs in this website! Those pics are great, how did you manage to get my email address :oops:

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