I just had to reply to this. LOL.
Birds are creepy. They glare at you with this manic expression in their eyes. I remember having to take a chook out of the fridge once... I opened the freezer door and the bird was half-thawed, looking slimy and covered in goosebumps. I slammed the door and got my brother to do it for me. He gave me the evil eye but did it anyway.
I'm a vegetarian now (almost 9 years). Haha.