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Why men make better friends than women

Postby Greg » Tue, 10 Nov 2009 5:27 pm

A woman didn't come home all night.
When she got home in the morning she told her husband she stayed at a friends all night and fell asleep on the sofa.
The husband called her 10 best friends and asked if his wife stayed there last night.
All 10 women said that she hadn't stayed with them.


A man didn't come home all night.
When he got home in the morning he told his wife he stayed at a friends all night and fell asleep on the sofa.
The wife called his 10 best friends and asked if her husband stayed there last night.
8 confirmed that he had stayed the night and 2 said he was still there!!

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Postby scarbowl » Wed, 11 Nov 2009 6:08 pm

News Item...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. When the wife returned there was a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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For whom the bell tolls

Postby Greg » Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:11 am

John the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "Pullets", and 8 or 10 roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs.
The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of the farmers time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favourite rooster was old Butch , and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all !!
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,
" bells_a_ ringing." The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, an walk onto the next one.
John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Boone County Fair, and Butch became an overnight sensation.
The result.............The judges not only awarded him the ........No Bell Peace Prize,
but they also awarded him the..........Pulletsurprise, as well.

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Postby trickbaby » Mon, 16 Nov 2009 5:10 pm

:lol:

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Postby mrHomeLook » Fri, 11 Dec 2009 3:00 pm

great for laughs on a friday afternoon! TGIF everyone
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Postby SamDan1 » Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:41 am

hahaha.. the first one sounds fair. lol

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Re: Why men make better friends than women

Postby mschan » Thu, 24 Dec 2009 2:07 am

Greg wrote:A woman didn't come home all night.
When she got home in the morning she told her husband she stayed at a friends all night and fell asleep on the sofa.
The husband called her 10 best friends and asked if his wife stayed there last night.
All 10 women said that she hadn't stayed with them.


A man didn't come home all night.
When he got home in the morning he told his wife he stayed at a friends all night and fell asleep on the sofa.
The wife called his 10 best friends and asked if her husband stayed there last night.
8 confirmed that he had stayed the night and 2 said he was still there!!


So the woman stayed in a man's house? How come there were two who said the man is still there? Did I correctly understand the story? Lol!
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Re: Why men make better friends than women

Postby blue_thunder » Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:29 am

mschan wrote:
Greg wrote:A woman didn't come home all night.
When she got home in the morning she told her husband she stayed at a friends all night and fell asleep on the sofa.
The husband called her 10 best friends and asked if his wife stayed there last night.
All 10 women said that she hadn't stayed with them.


A man didn't come home all night.
When he got home in the morning he told his wife he stayed at a friends all night and fell asleep on the sofa.
The wife called his 10 best friends and asked if her husband stayed there last night.
8 confirmed that he had stayed the night and 2 said he was still there!!


So the woman stayed in a man's house? How come there were two who said the man is still there? Did I correctly understand the story? Lol!


Come what may , Men would never give up on their friends.
~ I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me


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