Just had this sent to me and loved it, so I thought I'd share it with you guys, so you know why you left the UK
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a UNION JACK to a condoM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.���A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Cool! Very amusing too was duck-houses instead of Guy Fawkes yesterday! Thanks