New English emblem

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Greg: Newbie; Posts: 17; Joined: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 4:23 am

New English emblem

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Post by Greg » Fri, 06 Nov 2009 4:54 pm

Just had this sent to me and loved it, so I thought I'd share it with you guys, so you know why you left the UK

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a UNION JACK to a condoM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.��A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Sirano100: Newbie; Posts: 13; Joined: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 7:24 pm

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Post by Sirano100 » Fri, 06 Nov 2009 7:39 pm

Cool! Very amusing too was duck-houses instead of Guy Fawkes yesterday! Thanks

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