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The Worlds shortest Story

Postby ksl » Sat, 26 Sep 2009 11:52 pm

WORLDS SHORTEST TRUE AND HAPPY STORY

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

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Postby taxico » Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:52 am

that's the best story in the world. i am being absolutely honest here.



sigh...
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Postby pseudostream » Thu, 01 Oct 2009 2:14 pm

lol that's one happy story indeed :)

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Postby sherrenbm » Sun, 04 Oct 2009 5:40 pm

Well... I guess this is one way to teach some guys that being ditched by a girl isn't the end of everything. It could even be a blessing in disguise.
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Postby nakatago » Mon, 05 Oct 2009 3:20 pm

i was crying manly tears of happiness :P

i lol'd

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Postby pm1901 » Thu, 15 Oct 2009 3:01 pm

good one....lol

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Postby muterabbit » Fri, 16 Oct 2009 2:30 am

Lol~~!~!
if i hav a gf i will farted whenever i want also~!
except facing her parents....


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