My wife's cooking is bad, really bad.
You know the Coronavirus?
It can live for 3 days on stainless steel.
It lives for 10 minutes on my wife's meatloaf.
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Myasis Dragon
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Just got back from my mate’s funeral.
He died after being hit in the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
He died after being hit in the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
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Ouch! LOL
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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Only because it Friday, I'll allow you to have next to the last photo as long as it lasts.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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cringe!! LOL
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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About a week ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl.
"I will text you when I get home" she said.
I genuinely think she's homeless...haven't heard from her yet...
"I will text you when I get home" she said.
I genuinely think she's homeless...haven't heard from her yet...
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A man was walking down the road and there's a high fence along a property. Inside of this fence he hears people chanting 13, 13, 13, 13. He sees a small hole in the fence and is curious. He walks up and peek through the hole. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then he could hear them all chanting 14, 14, 14, 14
I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant ~ Alan Greenspan
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Myasis Dragon
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It has been three months since I bought the book, "How to Scam People Online". It still hasn't arrived yet.
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Hahahahaha, not nice!
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Ashamed to admit I found this funny…Myasis Dragon wrote: ↑Tue, 05 Apr 2022 3:46 amIt has been three months since I bought the book, "How to Scam People Online". It still hasn't arrived yet.
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