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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 10 Jan 2013 8:15 pm

That, and Fountainhead, around 45 years ago.

Should probably pick them up and reread them with a lifetime of personal history under my belt this time rather than a new grad. Perspectives may have changed? Or hardened! :o

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Post by JR8 » Thu, 10 Jan 2013 8:39 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:That, and Fountainhead, around 45 years ago.

Should probably pick them up and reread them with a lifetime of personal history under my belt this time rather than a new grad. Perspectives may have changed? Or hardened! :o
Agree re: the Fountainhead.

When I read Atlas Shrugged I was like, 'Yes I know, I know, yipper, [page 800], I know, I agree...'. But at least it gave me a basis on which to consider, why I feel the way that I just do.

Yes, it would be interesting to see if you reread it what you thought of it now. I expect that one day I shall too :)

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Post by v4jr4 » Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:45 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:We are going to be the USSA at the rate things are going. :cry:
Or pick the closed-door policy? :P
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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 15 Jan 2013 9:24 am

Gary is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

'Pick me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

Gary said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'

Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

Gary looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

Gary opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'






With age comes wisdom.

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Post by nakatago » Tue, 15 Jan 2013 5:18 pm

American ingenuity. Be sure to check the customer images and reviews.

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‎'The Long-drop'

Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 17 Jan 2013 11:30 am

‎'The Long-drop'

"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now... git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

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Post by Saint » Thu, 17 Jan 2013 4:28 pm

My Muslim mate was bragging that he had the entire Koran on DVD.
Being genuinely interested, I asked him to burn me a copy.

Well, well, well ….. talk about getting upset!

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Post by Saint » Thu, 17 Jan 2013 4:43 pm

I'm reaching out because a friend of mine needs some help.
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Anyway, he's looking for a place to live.

Can you help him ????

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 24 Jan 2013 1:44 pm

VEGETARIAN -

Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:59 pm

The 4 worst things about being an EGG:

1. You only get hard ONCE.

2. You only get laid ONCE.

3. You only get eaten ONCE.

4. The only one who sits on your face is YOUR MOTHER!

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Re: The Last Person To Post Wins...

Post by taxico » Thu, 07 Apr 2016 8:07 pm

over three years...???

this will not do.

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Re: The Last Person To Post Wins...

Post by x9200 » Wed, 13 Jul 2016 6:55 pm

Open the images in separate windows if too small..
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Post by taxico » Tue, 30 Aug 2016 6:06 pm

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Re: The Last Person To Post Wins...

Post by SpaghettiMonster » Mon, 28 Nov 2016 4:07 pm

;) i win hahahaha

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Re: The Last Person To Post Wins...

Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 28 Nov 2016 5:02 pm

^^ Poor deluded fool. ;-)

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