Chats, Flames, Jokes, Junks. Don't know where to post ? You've just found the right place.
-
nutnut
- Manager
- Posts: 1858
- Joined: Thu, 24 Nov 2011 10:20 am
- Location: The Mainland....
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by nutnut » Thu, 10 May 2012 5:43 pm
Hahaha, nice!
nutnut
-
carteki
- Editor
- Posts: 1237
- Joined: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:03 pm
- Location: Singapore
-
Contact:
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by carteki » Wed, 16 May 2012 10:35 pm
-
x9200
- Moderator
- Posts: 10073
- Joined: Mon, 07 Sep 2009 4:06 pm
- Location: Singapore
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by x9200 » Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:53 pm
-
nakatago
- Moderator
- Posts: 8364
- Joined: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:23 pm
- Location: Thunderbolts* HQ
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by nakatago » Thu, 23 Aug 2012 10:30 pm
Doing the rounds in the social networks:
Deodorant is like common sense. The people who need it the most never use it.
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
-
v4jr4
- Reporter
- Posts: 887
- Joined: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:28 am
- Location: Chocolate Factory
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by v4jr4 » Fri, 24 Aug 2012 5:56 pm
I just found this "letters" around social networks:
Dear Ah Lian,
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....
Worm regret,
Ah Beng
Dear Ah Beng,
Solli i no e-meow u early becaus I very busy one. Now I can e-meow u, u can e-meow me becaus my boss got fix stemix for customer to use yesterday. We oso can use if no customer come. My fren salli say i very good can use e-meow and my englis oso very good but i think u batter becaus u got finis form 3 but I only standad 6. I say solli oso becaus my spellin owis wrong one. My boss son (come back from UK one) say my englis very good olady. He say he also spell like this one if he SMS. Ah Beng I wan to tell u next month i get my gaji I want to buy car olady. I wait bus every day until fedup. Owis late my boss no scow me I oso malu. Do u no what car good ah. Salli say potong sawi good look like spot car but I think I like new potong saga. Chip oso. My lady boss say dun buy potong car becaus she got use befor no good one. She say buy myvee batter oso jimat oil. She now rich olady can buy macedee car to use. ok got customer come olady. hop to reed your e-meow soon.
I sand u worm regret oso,
Ah Lian
Worm regret
-
taxico
- Director
- Posts: 3330
- Joined: Sat, 10 May 2008 6:05 pm
- Location: Existential dilemma!
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by taxico » Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:35 am
-
nakatago
- Moderator
- Posts: 8364
- Joined: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:23 pm
- Location: Thunderbolts* HQ
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by nakatago » Tue, 25 Sep 2012 2:05 pm
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
-
lis23
- Newbie
- Posts: 6
- Joined: Mon, 24 Sep 2012 1:06 pm
- Location: Singapore
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by lis23 » Tue, 25 Sep 2012 4:50 pm
[/img]
-
Strong Eagle
- Moderator
- Posts: 11721
- Joined: Sat, 10 Jul 2004 12:13 am
-
Answers: 10
- Location: Off The Red Dot
-
Contact:
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by Strong Eagle » Wed, 26 Sep 2012 8:36 pm
-
sundaymorningstaple
- Moderator
- Posts: 40500
- Joined: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 1:26 pm
-
Answers: 21
- Location: Retired on the Little Red Dot
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:24 am
My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes."
I replied, "i'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."
He replied, "That was fantastic! Send me another one."
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
-
nakatago
- Moderator
- Posts: 8364
- Joined: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:23 pm
- Location: Thunderbolts* HQ
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by nakatago » Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:36 am
sundaymorningstaple wrote:My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes."
I replied, "i'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."
He replied, "That was fantastic! Send me another one."
It's funny because it's true.
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
-
sundaymorningstaple
- Moderator
- Posts: 40500
- Joined: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 1:26 pm
-
Answers: 21
- Location: Retired on the Little Red Dot
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:40 am
Yep.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
-
taxico
- Director
- Posts: 3330
- Joined: Sat, 10 May 2008 6:05 pm
- Location: Existential dilemma!
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by taxico » Wed, 03 Oct 2012 3:46 pm
-
nakatago
- Moderator
- Posts: 8364
- Joined: Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:23 pm
- Location: Thunderbolts* HQ
-
Quote
-
0
login to like this post
Post
by nakatago » Wed, 03 Oct 2012 4:09 pm
taxico wrote:
Was this on Colbert? I think I remember seeing something like this when he guested on Colbert. Not sure if it was the art critic part of the musical performance part though.
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
-
-
- 0 Replies
- 7982 Views
-
Last post by tiktok
Mon, 25 Nov 2019 9:08 pm
-
-
- 1 Replies
- 6638 Views
-
Last post by Yeung
Sat, 13 Feb 2021 5:50 pm
-
-
I will assist with a PR application for one person for free
Replies: 18
First post
I'm quite bored during this quarantine period and thought I'd try something new. I got my PR a few years ago before the system went online, but I'm...
Last post
Sadly, today, cover letters are really not even considered which is why they aren't required or requested (in the case of them wanting additional...
- 18 Replies
- 7786 Views
-
Last post by sundaymorningstaple
Tue, 14 Apr 2020 5:31 pm
-
-
First person to be charged for breach of Stay home Notice
Replies: 1
First post
6 weeks jail for him..for not complying. Went out and a meal, grocery shopping, meeting his girlfriend..and pretended not to be conversant in English...
Last post
There are people here who spend most of their life thinking Rules are for thee, not for me peasant .
- 1 Replies
- 1923 Views
-
Last post by PNGMK
Thu, 23 Apr 2020 2:04 pm
-
-
- 5 Replies
- 6675 Views
-
Last post by abbby
Tue, 07 Sep 2021 6:06 pm
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests