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Postby nutnut » Thu, 10 May 2012 5:43 pm

Hahaha, nice!
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Postby carteki » Wed, 16 May 2012 10:35 pm

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Postby nakatago » Thu, 23 Aug 2012 10:30 pm

Doing the rounds in the social networks:

Deodorant is like common sense. The people who need it the most never use it.

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Postby v4jr4 » Fri, 24 Aug 2012 5:56 pm

I just found this "letters" around social networks:

Dear Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....

Worm regret,
Ah Beng


Dear Ah Beng,

Solli i no e-meow u early becaus I very busy one. Now I can e-meow u, u can e-meow me becaus my boss got fix stemix for customer to use yesterday. We oso can use if no customer come. My fren salli say i very good can use e-meow and my englis oso very good but i think u batter becaus u got finis form 3 but I only standad 6. I say solli oso becaus my spellin owis wrong one. My boss son (come back from UK one) say my englis very good olady. He say he also spell like this one if he SMS. Ah Beng I wan to tell u next month i get my gaji I want to buy car olady. I wait bus every day until fedup. Owis late my boss no scow me I oso malu. Do u no what car good ah. Salli say potong sawi good look like spot car but I think I like new potong saga. Chip oso. My lady boss say dun buy potong car becaus she got use befor no good one. She say buy myvee batter oso jimat oil. She now rich olady can buy macedee car to use. ok got customer come olady. hop to reed your e-meow soon.

I sand u worm regret oso,

Ah Lian


Worm regret :P

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Postby carteki » Tue, 28 Aug 2012 6:10 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcvLA3lEWqM

This was taken in Bali by some customers that we have just recently had through the dive shop where I'm currently doing my DM.

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Postby taxico » Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:35 am

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Postby lis23 » Tue, 25 Sep 2012 4:50 pm

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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 26 Sep 2012 8:36 pm

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:24 am

My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes."

I replied, "i'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."

He replied, "That was fantastic! Send me another one."
:-| :-k

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Postby nakatago » Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:36 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes."

I replied, "i'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."

He replied, "That was fantastic! Send me another one."
:-| :-k


It's funny because it's true.

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 28 Sep 2012 10:40 am

Yep.

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Postby nakatago » Wed, 03 Oct 2012 4:09 pm

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Was this on Colbert? I think I remember seeing something like this when he guested on Colbert. Not sure if it was the art critic part of the musical performance part though.


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