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by Strong Eagle » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 8:40 am
I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night, and I said, "You remind me of my little toe."
“Is that because I'm small and cute?" she asked.
"No,”
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by Saint » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 9:36 am
I start a new job in Seoul next week.
I thought it was a good Korea move.
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by Saint » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 9:39 am
My neighbour pops his head over the fence and says "I want you to kill my wife for me, I'll pay you 10,000"
I accepted it, telling him all it will take is one bullet just below the left tit.
He looks at me and says, "I want her dead, nit farking knee-capped!"
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by Ratpick_2000 » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 9:43 am
What key can open any door?
A pikey
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by Michael_A » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 11:52 am
I feel like going for a ride again...
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by the lynx » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 4:14 pm
FINALLY!
My 100th post
(I know, I know... eyes will roll
but hey, just a let-out)
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by azp123 » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:51 am
"To Post"
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by Ratpick_2000 » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 1:07 pm
Someone needs to shut this thread down
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by BillyB » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 2:16 pm
Irishman walks onto a building site and says to the foreman; 'Got any work for me'?
Foreman replies; 'As a matter of fact I have. What do you want to paint that 80 foot chimney'?
Irishman replies; 'How about an 80 foot brush'
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by Michael_A » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 3:39 pm
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by taxico » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:01 pm
the bikes are killin me...
Aut viam ad caelum inveniam aut faciam
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by nakatago » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:26 pm
taxico wrote:the bikes are killin me...
No, this bike will kill you:
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
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by taxico » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:34 pm
nakatago wrote:taxico wrote:the bikes are killin me...
No, this bike will kill you:
that nicholas cage movie nearly did kill me!
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by nakatago » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:40 pm
taxico wrote:nakatago wrote:taxico wrote:the bikes are killin me...
No, this bike will kill you:
that nicholas cage movie nearly did kill me!
Yeah, that too. I read the comics long before the pathetic movie and the alter ego was a bad-ass, devil-may-care, emotionally tortured man and the movie gave us this:
http://youtu.be/eExfV_xKaiM
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
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