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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 8:40 am

I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night, and I said, "You remind me of my little toe."

“Is that because I'm small and cute?" she asked.

"No,”

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Postby Saint » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 9:36 am

I start a new job in Seoul next week.

I thought it was a good Korea move.

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Postby Saint » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 9:39 am

My neighbour pops his head over the fence and says "I want you to kill my wife for me, I'll pay you 10,000"
I accepted it, telling him all it will take is one bullet just below the left tit.
He looks at me and says, "I want her dead, nit farking knee-capped!"

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Postby Ratpick_2000 » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 9:43 am

What key can open any door?

A pikey

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Postby Michael_A » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 11:52 am

I feel like going for a ride again...

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Postby Ratpick_2000 » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 2:20 pm

:mad:

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Postby the lynx » Wed, 13 Jul 2011 4:14 pm

FINALLY!

My 100th post :P

(I know, I know... eyes will roll :roll: but hey, just a let-out)

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Postby azp123 » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:51 am

"To Post"

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Postby Ratpick_2000 » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 1:07 pm

Someone needs to shut this thread down

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Postby BillyB » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 2:16 pm

Irishman walks onto a building site and says to the foreman; 'Got any work for me'?

Foreman replies; 'As a matter of fact I have. What do you want to paint that 80 foot chimney'?

Irishman replies; 'How about an 80 foot brush'

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Postby Michael_A » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 3:39 pm

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Postby taxico » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:01 pm

the bikes are killin me...
Aut viam ad caelum inveniam aut faciam

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Postby nakatago » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:26 pm

taxico wrote:the bikes are killin me...


No, this bike will kill you:

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Postby taxico » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:34 pm

nakatago wrote:
taxico wrote:the bikes are killin me...


No, this bike will kill you:

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that nicholas cage movie nearly did kill me!
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Postby nakatago » Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:40 pm

taxico wrote:
nakatago wrote:
taxico wrote:the bikes are killin me...


No, this bike will kill you:

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that nicholas cage movie nearly did kill me!


Yeah, that too. I read the comics long before the pathetic movie and the alter ego was a bad-ass, devil-may-care, emotionally tortured man and the movie gave us this: http://youtu.be/eExfV_xKaiM


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