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Post by Myasis Dragon » Thu, 01 Apr 2021 9:58 pm

My wife's cooking is bad, really bad.
You know the Coronavirus?
It can live for 3 days on stainless steel.
It lives for 10 minutes on my wife's meatloaf.

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Post by Lisafuller » Fri, 02 Apr 2021 1:44 pm

Just got back from my mate’s funeral.
He died after being hit in the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 02 Apr 2021 4:23 pm

Ouch! LOL
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by gomezcarsonk » Fri, 14 May 2021 4:54 pm

Its friday!!!
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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 14 May 2021 8:34 pm

Only because it Friday, I'll allow you to have next to the last photo as long as it lasts.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by Lisafuller » Sun, 16 May 2021 1:02 am

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 16 May 2021 1:59 pm

cringe!! LOL
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by Lisafuller » Sun, 16 May 2021 3:52 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:
Sun, 16 May 2021 1:59 pm
cringe!! LOL
hahaha

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Post by JWNYsg » Wed, 01 Dec 2021 8:29 am

About a week ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl.

"I will text you when I get home" she said.

I genuinely think she's homeless...haven't heard from her yet...

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Post by malcontent » Fri, 01 Apr 2022 12:25 am

A man was walking down the road and there's a high fence along a property. Inside of this fence he hears people chanting 13, 13, 13, 13. He sees a small hole in the fence and is curious. He walks up and peek through the hole. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then he could hear them all chanting 14, 14, 14, 14
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Post by Myasis Dragon » Tue, 05 Apr 2022 3:46 am

It has been three months since I bought the book, "How to Scam People Online". It still hasn't arrived yet.

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Post by Myasis Dragon » Sat, 16 Apr 2022 3:31 am

christyv wrote:
Fri, 15 Apr 2022 6:10 pm
I wins? :D
No.

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Post by Lisafuller » Mon, 18 Apr 2022 12:14 am

Myasis Dragon wrote:
Sat, 16 Apr 2022 3:31 am
christyv wrote:
Fri, 15 Apr 2022 6:10 pm
I wins? :D
No.
Hahahahaha, not nice!

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Post by Lisafuller » Mon, 18 Apr 2022 12:14 am

Myasis Dragon wrote:
Tue, 05 Apr 2022 3:46 am
It has been three months since I bought the book, "How to Scam People Online". It still hasn't arrived yet.
Ashamed to admit I found this funny…

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