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Postby Vaucluse » Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:58 am

Strong Eagle wrote:
QRM wrote:Let me guess..Straight A's, white cotton underpants? and possibly a twitch?


Boxers or briefs?


Boxers can be a mite embarrassing . . . people think I have a third leg . . .
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source of evil found -back off and paint yourselves black

Postby anneteoh » Fri, 11 Sep 2009 3:35 pm

Always joking at others' expense. Using me as the butt of your crap jokes. Who would have thought - the poster needs legal interefence as it's downright slandering and might put me in prison. Who did that - writing's being edited, posters appearing from nowhere, persecutions etc - who's talking of fascism - you're not doing anyone a skein of good and I might just say, yuk, nasty experience from you expats in Singapore, camouflaged under false names - worse than the extremists . The price you'd put on Britain, and now you think you're playing somewhere else - you simply are everywhere for the money really.- I am referring to Vaucluse,Jeppo, QRM. IN fact, nothing you write makes sense. Yuk - you're evil and not to be respected. Don't bother to respond. Russiian music has soul but you can't take it because you have no culture - only that of taking everything out on others - a typical trait. You have been deconstructed - you, I believe to be the moderators and this is serious indeed.

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Re: source of evil found -back off and paint yourselves blac

Postby QRM » Fri, 11 Sep 2009 4:39 pm

anneteoh wrote:Always joking at others' expense. Using me as the butt of your crap jokes. Who would have thought - the poster needs legal interefence as it's downright slandering and might put me in prison. Who did that - writing's being edited, posters appearing from nowhere, persecutions etc - who's talking of fascism - you're not doing anyone a skein of good and I might just say, yuk, nasty experience from you expats in Singapore, camouflaged under false names - worse than the extremists . The price you'd put on Britain, and now you think you're playing somewhere else - you simply are everywhere for the money really.- I am referring to Vaucluse,Jeppo, QRM. IN fact, nothing you write makes sense. Yuk - you're evil and not to be respected. Don't bother to respond. Russiian music has soul but you can't take it because you have no culture - only that of taking everything out on others - a typical trait. You have been deconstructed - you, I believe to be the moderators and this is serious indeed.


QRM wrote:Let me guess..Straight A's, white cotton underpants? and possibly a twitch?


Safe to add, no friends, lives in a bell tower and for sure Y fronts.

Might be worth considering having a look at http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/anger- ... nt/MH00102 along with the write plain English website.

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Re: source of evil found -back off and paint yourselves blac

Postby Vaucluse » Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:53 am

anneteoh wrote:Always joking at others' expense. Using me as the butt of your crap jokes. Who would have thought - the poster needs legal interefence as it's downright slandering and might put me in prison. Who did that - writing's being edited, posters appearing from nowhere, persecutions etc - who's talking of fascism - you're not doing anyone a skein of good and I might just say, yuk, nasty experience from you expats in Singapore, camouflaged under false names - worse than the extremists . The price you'd put on Britain, and now you think you're playing somewhere else - you simply are everywhere for the money really.- I am referring to Vaucluse,Jeppo, QRM. IN fact, nothing you write makes sense. Yuk - you're evil and not to be respected. Don't bother to respond. Russiian music has soul but you can't take it because you have no culture - only that of taking everything out on others - a typical trait. You have been deconstructed - you, I believe to be the moderators and this is serious indeed.


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Re: source of evil found -back off and paint yourselves blac

Postby jpatokal » Sat, 12 Sep 2009 2:09 pm

anneteoh wrote:Always joking at others' expense. Using me as the butt of your crap jokes.

This thread is in the "Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish" forum. It's called that for a reason.

Who would have thought - the poster needs legal interefence as it's downright slandering and might put me in prison.

:???:

You have been deconstructed - you, I believe to be the moderators and this is serious indeed.

Us moderators are pretty easy to identify, because it says so right there to the left... and if it don't, they ain't!
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interesting - i have a responsibility for my newbie post

Postby anneteoh » Fri, 18 Sep 2009 4:57 pm

I needed space - it had been a mixed deluge of opinions and expressions. - a mixed bag of leisure chats, jokes and absolute rubbish. I just hope it's all a catalyst for the good of a prejudice free and healthy corner, robust with views and visions signifying breath and depth. I had read through other areas of this website and found it generally of not just an acceptable standard, but more. So, it's been fiery and shocking in a few cases, but what the heck. I hadn't even tried to explain fully what the'old hands' referred to. There will be time for this...and there will be a time for that...

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Postby joliefemme536 » Sat, 26 Sep 2009 2:14 am

Nath21 wrote:As you like poetry and spelling I found this amusing dity for you annetoch.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequertolled me sew.

Dont take things too seriously this is in the chat/joke/rubbish forum section.


BWAAAHHHH!!!!! *laughs hysterically* Good one...
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Postby joliefemme536 » Sat, 26 Sep 2009 2:26 am

anneteoh wrote: I had read through other areas of this website and found it generally of not just an acceptable standard, but more. So, it's been fiery and shocking in a few cases


This sentence makes no sense and why are you still posting to this site if you found it to be "unacceptable" (rhetorical question). Kick rocks!
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Postby anneteoh » Sat, 26 Sep 2009 3:41 am

It didn't seem to take much to amuse someone. They say laughter's a good medicine. It was good to see Nath21 old poem. I can't blame you for not understanding my paragraph - I did not communicate on a 1 to 1 much.. However, if you still can't understand the sentence you highlighted, you might want to take some tuition.
It's perfectly clear .
But this level of talk is getting tiring for I find spelling and grammar as boring as an empty tin can.
Why don't you try to understand Chomsky's " Green sleep dreams furiously." ??? Have fun. Life's too short and I hope an angel's round the corner.

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Postby joliefemme536 » Sat, 26 Sep 2009 3:54 am

Stick to your native tongue. Come back to English once you have learned to communicate it effectively. I'm very amused by someone who wants to be sooo intelligent but does not know when to use a period or how to correctly build a sentence. That's all I have to say to you. NEXT! =;
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Noir femme, prettiness is refined.

Postby anneteoh » Tue, 29 Sep 2009 6:28 pm

You should know by now Might's never right. Native tongue - er...well, it's not Bantu...think I've lost it ; u no what i mean, but if I were to speak Putonghua, Bahasa Melayu or Sanskirt to you, you wouldn't understand a word . Besides don't be jealous English's an intern'al language. I'm sorry, if your post sticks out like a sore thumb...but I must say, there're really nice Americans, but it's not you - just BEND OVER instead and look - there's the exit door. My thread's not a stage for psychodrama and racists like you. So go crack your whiplash elsewhere. And try harder with others. I hope never to meet you anywhere, eeks!
I expected your post to have been stopped for its racist content - the moderators should have a policy on this.
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 29 Sep 2009 9:16 pm

It would appear that my earliest premonitions have emerged as a sad truth.......

.....I give you........ LOOPY!

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Loopy's messages are incomprehensible to all but himself. Loopy is easily aroused and exuberant in battle and fearlessly flings himself at any Warrior - even Kung-Fu Master. Loopy's main weapons consist of a disarming array of nonsequiturs, tautologies, and bizarre metaphors, which can often gain him an advantage in the initial stages of an attack.
Combatants very quickly realize, however, that Loopy is a certifiable nut case and generally avoid further engagement. Jerk and Evil Clown revel in egging Loopy on for their own amusement.

CAUTION: Loopy cannot be defeated with conventional weapons - any response to his attacks will provoke a fusillade of incoherent messages, so Loopy is best left undisturbed.

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Postby anneteoh » Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:33 pm

So you do have a chip deep in one shoulder.
It's obvious you're one of the mighty delusionals with plenty of superstitions but no intuition. One gets the nuance. But the problem's thre's just no fun or humour in your attempts.
It would be very harsh for me to say ( but I need to ) that you can never understand my language - there's of course, this wide sea that divide us . It's called cross-cultural pragmatics but basically, you needn't condescend and pretend to try and appreciate discourses in my thread. I really don't care if you're West or East, for or against.
Just make sure you do your job fairly. People will soon get to know you by the colour of your language. Pick on someone else for a change.
So kowtow to the mandarins and think you're doing so well for yourself.
The Looking Glass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:11 am

Thank you. I hereby rest my case. You have proven my point. :P

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Postby Nath21 » Wed, 30 Sep 2009 8:59 am

SMS That means I might be a jerk or an evil clown can you post their descriptions as well so I can self evaluate please.


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