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One liners +1

Postby blue_thunder » Thu, 18 Jun 2009 3:21 pm

Chilly Question & Ans.



Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?


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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!


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Cheers~
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Postby ninja08 » Fri, 10 Jul 2009 2:55 pm

short and funny jokes keep it up :D


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