Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in the
flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
......................................................................
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
..........................
Cheers.
SINGAPORE EXPATS FORUM
Singapore Expat Forum and Message Board for Expats in Singapore & Expatriates Relocating to Singapore
Installing a Husband
- blue_thunder
- Chatter
- Posts: 496
- Joined: Thu, 19 Jul 2007 3:25 pm
- Location: Waveless beach
Installing a Husband
~ I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me
-
- Newbie
- Posts: 6
- Joined: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 3:23 am
- Location: Iowa, US
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
-
Can we hack Android phone without installing any app on the targeted device?
by tiktok » Sat, 19 Oct 2019 8:18 am » in Computer, Internet, Phone & Electronics - 0 Replies
- 2000 Views
-
Last post by tiktok
Sat, 19 Oct 2019 8:18 am
-
-
-
Is there any way to hack my girlfriend's phone without installing any app on her phone?
by Tristanm » Wed, 18 Dec 2019 8:15 pm » in General Discussions - 2 Replies
- 6422 Views
-
Last post by abbby
Sun, 16 Aug 2020 5:15 pm
-
-
-
Husband wants to move to Singapore with MIL
by duncoje » Fri, 16 Nov 2018 9:09 am » in PR, Citizenship, Passes & Visas for Foreigners - 1 Replies
- 1902 Views
-
Last post by singaporeflyer
Fri, 16 Nov 2018 10:15 am
-
-
-
Obtaining LTVP as husband of LTVP holder
by gianniz » Mon, 07 Jan 2019 3:36 pm » in PR, Citizenship, Passes & Visas for Foreigners - 7 Replies
- 5656 Views
-
Last post by gianniz
Tue, 18 Jun 2019 12:01 am
-
-
-
SC husband and LTVP wife with new born child. What is the chance of getting PR for wife?
by R118 » Tue, 05 Mar 2019 8:19 am » in Relocating, Moving to Singapore - 2 Replies
- 6298 Views
-
Last post by sundaymorningstaple
Tue, 05 Mar 2019 8:48 pm
-
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests