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Installing a Husband

Postby blue_thunder » Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:18 am

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in the
flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

......................................................................

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

..........................
Cheers.
~ I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me

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Postby merichan » Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:54 am

LOL

Had read the other way around... this one is a first :)

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Postby ashleyy » Wed, 10 Jun 2009 3:24 pm

nice one!

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Postby workingtoohard » Thu, 18 Jun 2009 2:24 am

haha. i read the other way around one too. :D

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Postby ctf » Sun, 21 Jun 2009 6:39 pm

2 thumbs UP!!! :lol:


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