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Postby blue_thunder » Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:12 am

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other,then calls the boy over and asks,


"Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.


"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,

"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER

:shit:


Moral: When you think the other
person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.

Cheers.
~ I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me

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