Bet you will love this!!!
A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a
flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.
They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole
thing is just a mess.
An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,
pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end
to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs."
See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"
Moral: "No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in
you".
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An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got irritated and went to them and asked why they have'nt called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as
'Anotherman Superman'
PS: Members with the above name"Anantharaman Subbaraman" , no offence meant
