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Worm therapy!

Postby jpatokal » Mon, 25 May 2009 10:04 am

Since ridiculous diets seem to be all the rage here, let me introduce y'all to Worm Therapy:

http://wormtherapy.com/

Key quotes from the site:

Once ingested the worm attaches in the intestinal tract and absorbs nutrients from the food you eat.

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We use human hosts. This means that the organism that is crawling through your skin and into your bloodstream is only a few weeks removed from developing in the ovaries of its parent organism that feeds on the blood of another human.

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Side Effects and Warnings for Beef Tapeworm

Most individuals are either asymptomatic or have mild-to-moderate complaints. Common symptoms include loss of appetite or feeling of fullness, increased appetite, abdominal pain, weakness, headache, nausea, constipation, diarrhea, vomiting and spontaneous emergence of proglottids from the anal sphincter.


A dose of tapeworms can be yours for the low, low price of only $2,399.00 USD -- or get them free by eating undercooked satay in Batam!
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 25 May 2009 10:43 am

I'm not even gonna ask how you got there! :o

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Postby jpatokal » Tue, 26 May 2009 9:29 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:I'm not even gonna ask how you got there! :o

You wouldn't believe the things you learn by subscribing to jwz's Livejournal... :shock:

http://jwz.livejournal.com/
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