A couple in their seventies went to a sex therapist's office in Melbourne .
The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?'
The old man said, Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple had finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex,' and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?'
The old man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's marriedand we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $170. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.
'Is Australia great or what?'
SINGAPORE EXPATS FORUM
Singapore Expat Forum and Message Board for Expats in Singapore & Expatriates Relocating to Singapore
Isn't medicare in Aus great! :lol:
- sundaymorningstaple
- Moderator
- Posts: 39766
- Joined: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 1:26 pm
- Location: Retired on the Little Red Dot
Isn't medicare in Aus great! :lol:
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
-
Son is Aus and Sg Citizen - How do we migrate back to Aus without the need to Serve NS
by victortan11 » Mon, 14 Sep 2020 11:39 am » in National Service - 2 Replies
- 3525 Views
-
Last post by PNGMK
Fri, 05 Aug 2022 5:09 pm
-
-
- 16 Replies
- 3858 Views
-
Last post by truthhurts1
Sat, 10 Dec 2022 9:11 am
-
-
Lol, how to loose weight like this
by MonkeyBanana » Mon, 26 Apr 2021 9:21 am » in Beauty, Health & Fitness - 11 Replies
- 2302 Views
-
Last post by MonkeyBanana
Mon, 26 Apr 2021 2:38 pm
-
-
-
Transferwise do cheap transfers but more important can provide US, UK and Aus bank accounts
by PNGMK » Tue, 02 Apr 2019 4:40 pm » in General Discussions - 71 Replies
- 27100 Views
-
Last post by PNGMK
Thu, 11 Aug 2022 9:51 am
-
-
-
Anyone ever bring dog via cabin to SG from the UK/Ireland/Aus/NZ??
by JillKatherineBroderick » Fri, 26 Jun 2020 12:21 am » in Relocating, Moving to Singapore - 4 Replies
- 1987 Views
-
Last post by daveco23
Fri, 17 Jul 2020 8:38 am
-
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests