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And he told his boss that..........

Postby Ah Bert » Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:48 am

Before I start telling my joke I would like to apologize for any grammar and spelling mistakes first as my English is not very good.

One day the boss saw one of his worker skiving, he approached him angrily and confronted him.

Boss: ''What are you doing here?

Worker: ''Skiving''

Boss: ''Wow, so you know you are skiving. GET YOUR BUTT UP AND GO TO WORK NOW!''

Worker: ''I'm tired and feeling sleepy, give me 5 minutes''

Boss: ''This is not the first time I saw you skiving, you better get to work now''

Worker: *Snoring*

Boss flared and shouted with his face red:

''WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY EVERY TIME''
''WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A HARDWORKING PERSON AND DO YOUR JOB WELL''
''WHY DO YOU LIKE SKIVING SO MUCH''
''WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE''

YOU ARE FIRED

Worker: ''You can't''

Boss: ''WHY!?''

Worker: ''Because I'm a god''

Boss: ''..................''

The next day the boss was at the hospital due to blood-stroke as he got over-angered.

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Re: And he told his boss that..........

Postby ksl » Tue, 28 Apr 2009 1:46 am

Ah Bert wrote:Before I start telling my joke I would like to apologize for any grammar and spelling mistakes first as my English is not very good.

One day the boss saw one of his worker skiving, he approached him angrily and confronted him.

Boss: ''What are you doing here?

Worker: ''Skiving''

Boss: ''Wow, so you know you are skiving. GET YOUR BUTT UP AND GO TO WORK NOW!''

Worker: ''I'm tired and feeling sleepy, give me 5 minutes''

Boss: ''This is not the first time I saw you skiving, you better get to work now''

Worker: *Snoring*

Boss flared and shouted with his face red:

''WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY EVERY TIME''
''WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A HARDWORKING PERSON AND DO YOUR JOB WELL''
''WHY DO YOU LIKE SKIVING SO MUCH''
''WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE''

YOU ARE FIRED

Worker: ''You can't''

Boss: ''WHY!?''

Worker: ''Because I'm a god''

Boss: ''..................''

The next day the boss was at the hospital due to blood-stroke as he got over-angered.


Ah Bert that was so very funny. Keep up the good work son, and you will live a long life :D You may even win Singapore Idol :lol:


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