I was cycling on the yellow stripes (gutter-edge) past Buona Vista Station (Nth Buona Vista Rd) 4.30 pm yesterday when a truck(van)moved over to push me onto the footpath as if I wasn't there. I used my right had to thump on the sides of the van, which saved me at the last second. It moved away but then overtook me and parked in front of me right in the gutter so that I had no choice but to stop and get off my bike. I then wheeled my bike up to the passenger side door as the passenger opened it, and screamed at them that they had "f...... tried to kill me".
They both gave me the sorry story at which I then said "But you aren't sorry. You moved away when I thumped on your van and THEN you did the same thing right in front of me! You are f...... morons who shouldn't be on the road!" (I was by this time a demented cyclist with a look that could kill).
At this stage the passenger couldn't get out of the vehicle 'cos I was blocking his way with my bike. But his open door was hindering my move forward on the footpath, so I screamed at them to "shut the f...... door and get out of my way"- which they did.
They looked shocked....wierd huh? Why would they expect to be treated nicely by their potential road-kill?!
Mm...do you think I was a bit tough on them?! twisted:
No way in hell. I'm gonna get a raw egg, wrap it in tissue paper but accessible- and have it ready for my ride home from work each day. These idiots who think they can 'park' their vehicle on top of a cyclist will have egg inside their vehicle when their passenger tries to alight. And I look forward to telling you all about this next exciting episode when it eventuates...mm...if I live to tell the tale. Grrrrrrrr.................
This is the second time this same scenario has occurred in the last few months. The last time it was a bus that passed me and quickly parked in the gutter right in front of me so that I had to get off my bike and scream at the driver too. This dude also apologised. What's wrong with these people? Do they want to get famous for killing someone?
