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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 18 Dec 2008 5:52 pm

Blonde Joke

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk when the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'

The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?' The blonde said, 'No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it on my face.'
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by DimWit Kid » Fri, 19 Dec 2008 1:18 am

Takes me about 1 full minutes to actually spot "past your eyes".

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Post by smayrhofer » Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:34 am

same here! I kept reading 'do you want it pasteurized... pasteurized...' trying to figure it out. Finally got it.

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Post by Callalily » Mon, 22 Dec 2008 7:31 pm

:D cheeky but funny

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