Heard the joke about the vet-taxidermist who merged his two businesses with the catchphrase "either way you'll get your dog back"?
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SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
Oh please, this talk of taxidermists brings the memories flooding back!
When I was a kid we had 2 rabbits, Mr & Mrs Wuffles who passed away on the same night. Seeing how distraught me and my baby brother were at the loss, Dad took us to the taxidermists to have them stuffed.
The taxidermist asked "So, would you like them mounted?" Quick as a flash he answered "No, just gazing fondly at each other."
When I was a kid we had 2 rabbits, Mr & Mrs Wuffles who passed away on the same night. Seeing how distraught me and my baby brother were at the loss, Dad took us to the taxidermists to have them stuffed.
The taxidermist asked "So, would you like them mounted?" Quick as a flash he answered "No, just gazing fondly at each other."
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