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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 03 Dec 2008 5:04 pm

Heard the joke about the vet-taxidermist who merged his two businesses with the catchphrase "either way you'll get your dog back"?

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Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out. Husband says 'oh Ffs stop crying, you're still my sister'
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Post by Rich D » Thu, 04 Dec 2008 9:54 pm

Oh please, this talk of taxidermists brings the memories flooding back!

When I was a kid we had 2 rabbits, Mr & Mrs Wuffles who passed away on the same night. Seeing how distraught me and my baby brother were at the loss, Dad took us to the taxidermists to have them stuffed.

The taxidermist asked "So, would you like them mounted?" Quick as a flash he answered "No, just gazing fondly at each other."
Everyone is entitled to my opinion

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