Resimay (Resume)

[earthfriendly]

Resimay

Too hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting....

I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely.

Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

Hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
BRYAN nickname Beefy

P S: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is pickture of me







Employer's response:

Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got

SPELL CHECK!!!

See you Monday.

[johnnywill]

The employer must have been a female, wasn't it?

[sundaymorningstaple]

Could have been the boss of the Recruitment Agency here in Singapore where I used to work. He would have gotten along fine with him.

Like a $3 bill.