Why don't we have this..........moderators?

[Bubbles]

Hi Moderators and everyone

Why don't we have a funny pictorial journal on the site? Of members sending daft or smiley pics? Or new babies, or their favourite sights in Sing, or anywhere in the world?

No, no, not anything dodgy, or as an advert for picking people up. Sort of a members and non members account of their favourite things and hobbies or whatever.

We could have a 'Theme of the Week' say, I don't know, pets or silly shirts or my worst present from Granny, or equally daft things.

It could be a laugh.

Or is it not allowed?

Or should I get a life here and stop tapping away here and thinking up mad things.

What do other members and guests think? (Am I allowed to ask that, ...damn, just did!!!)

Night...Bubbs.

[Bafana]

Yeah a Joke thread or similiar.

Good Idea - Whats your opinion Pal???

[Global Citizen]

OK since Pal hasn't responded, I'm assuming no harm done.
Here's my little contribution in a lighter vein. No pictures yet to contribute Bubbles, but later on perhaps.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY
ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets
CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is
MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a Tramp - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT Hooker - She is a LOW COST
PROVIDER.





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK-He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED

10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

11. Its not his crack you see hanging out of his
pants..... It's REAR CLEAVAGE

[Bubbles]

To Global Citizen

HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........

AND

HA HA........

Love it, love it..............

[Global Citizen]

Glad to oblige Bubbs.

I haven't seen NBB posting for awhile now. Would you happen to know if he's moved to Singapore yet and when are you planning on going to Singapore? The reason I ask is I will be finally going home for a visit after 4 years and would love to meet up with some of the folks here if its at all possible and of course make up for all the glorious food I've missed out on.