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wives and duties - a funny one

Postby Callalily » Tue, 21 Oct 2008 1:23 pm

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
Given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he
had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada . He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but
The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Irish girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little
out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load
the
dishwasher, and call a handyman.
:D

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Postby suryavishwakanth » Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:24 pm

good one :)


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