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OMFG, they are morons.

Postby taxico » Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:24 pm

i swear, i've not logged in in months and a quick gander through the first 3 pages of the health section sees all kinds of people hoping and seeking for magic pills, potions, salves and solutions to their superficial woes.

for freak's sakes people. wise up and spend your money else where! like a motorbike or a boat!

don't throw it away on snake oil and useless pills...

and STOP CUTTING YOURSELVES UP TO STUFF FOREIGN THINGS INSIDE YOUR CHEST

OR MOVE BODY PARTS FROM ONE PART OF YOUR INSIDES TO ANOTHER PART A FEW FEET AWAY

your nose, breasts and teeth all work fine the way they are. if you were in mortal danger of being unpretty, you'd have died a long time ago.

AND YOU LAZY BASTARDS GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND EXERCISE REGULARLY INSTEAD OF HOPING THEY MAGICALLY SLIDE OFF!

as for acne? go on a course of anti-biotics. creams will not kill what's essentially a giant colony festering and growing.

acne scars? see a dermatologist. washing your face with special diamond paste will NOT HELP THE SCARRED TISSUE WITHOUT DAMAGING OTHER UNSCARRED AREAS.

boy, that felt good. and i'm not even done yet!

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:21 am

HEAR! HEAR! :cool:

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Postby taxico » Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:47 am

end of oct i head back to ny, clean up my apartment, vote, fix my now-dead bike which has been sitting since february...

then i'll be in sg by 2nd week of november with a giant mexican hammock and a crate of hoegaarden. i'm free until end feb.

i doubt i'll be working, just spending time with the missus. ah, good times!


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