At our local university?

[sundaymorningstaple]

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.

Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"