could of, would of, should of

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 9:34 pm

I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who actually gives a sh*t about this topic. Sort of.

banana · Post by **banana** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 9:39 pm

my my, such nice intestinal tracks. haven't seen a better specimen since...dinner!

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 9:46 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:Sort of.

Does that mean "Sort have" since you're speaking native?

Or "Sod off" since native speakers can't spell?

You natives better pull up your socks if you want to converse with us linguistically perfect non-natives!

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:57 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:Sort of.
Does that mean "Sort have" since you're speaking native?

Or "Sod off" since native speakers can't spell?

You natives better pull up your socks if you want to converse with us linguistically perfect non-natives!

Yes to all of the above... I mean I just don't give a sh*t... sort of... so sod off... sort have the idea?

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:09 pm

Good comeback. Sort of.

banana · Post by **banana** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:13 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:
Wind In My Hair wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:Sort of.
Does that mean "Sort have" since you're speaking native?

Or "Sod off" since native speakers can't spell?

You natives better pull up your socks if you want to converse with us linguistically perfect non-natives!
Yes to all of the above... I mean I just don't give a sh*t... sort of... so sod off... sort have the idea?

Did you mean "Yes to all have the above..." ? I ofn't a clue!

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:37 pm

banana wrote:I ofn't a clue!

Should of known.

banana · Post by **banana** » Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:52 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:
banana wrote:I ofn't a clue!
Should of known.

Sho..ooosh you.

kaseyma · Post by **kaseyma** » Wed, 27 Aug 2008 4:54 am

Wind In My Hair wrote:
sierra2469alpha wrote:Mrs. C and my pet hate - the improper use of the... colon
I stuffed my colon with a MacDonald's hot fudge sundae today ... is that an improper use?

It sure is improper, but you can maybe set things straight with fresh fruits and vegetables and maybe some foods with anti-oxidants.
I hear that intense dark chocolate has anti-oxidants.

Think I'll go get some.
Mmmm.

Oops, off topic, eh?

What a myth that native English speakers know and use proper English grammer.

If that were true, sites like the following wouldn't need to exist.
http://www.grammarerrors.com/

As a French friend once said, this language of Shakespeare is damn difficult.

EADG · Post by **EADG** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:35 pm

maybe but you gotta admit, most of the stuff The Yellow One dishes out is brilliant

Strong Eagle wrote:I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who actually gives a sh*t about this topic. Sort of.

banana · Post by **banana** » Fri, 29 Aug 2008 5:28 pm

I second that opinion

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Fri, 29 Aug 2008 6:18 pm

Turd. I mean, third.

banana · Post by **banana** » Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:47 pm

why spank you!

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:02 am

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