Singapore Snake Habits

[banana]

Back to the topic of snakes

Back? But we weren't off topic! There were discussions of virtual trouser snakes and biblical ones as well!

[Wind In My Hair]

I believe I speak for most men since Adam when I say "gimme back my rib b*tch!"

And I speak for most women since Eve when I say "we gave you back much more than a rib. You got a whole woman instead, lucky bus turds. I mean, bar studs."

[Forks]

with a sickening screetch the topics skews of into the most hostile of territories, dreaded by forum goers around the world, a place from which there is little chance of return if you venture to far in, a foul maze of mirrors and innuendo where what you say means the opposite of what you mean, where a question like "do i look fat in these?" is a veritable Gordian knot of a dilema but through which you cannot cut, a reeking cess pool (stop me if Im going to far...) of innocent mistakes (at least thats what they say) where to look at a bouncing pair of breasts is crime and where the toilet seat is always up...

[banana]

...yet with a quick shift in the seat of consciousness, a blink of the third eye, Gonzo mysticism pulls the shroud of reality briefly aside, allowing a peek through the light pleonastic where the blinding sounds of tepidity threatens with a comforting embrace, a familiar circuit, a tribute perhaps to the Oroborous - the snake that swallows its own tail, a Gnostic symbol of life...yet is it life if only familiar paths were trod, or can the snake free itself from its own jaws and perhaps offer an apple deftly placed in the bosom or to crawl through sewerage to seek freedom in an open toilet bowl?

[idpearl]

...yet with a quick shift in the seat of consciousness, a blink of the third eye, Gonzo mysticism pulls the shroud of reality briefly aside, allowing a peek through the light pleonastic where the blinding sounds of tepidity threatens with a comforting embrace, a familiar circuit, a tribute perhaps to the Oroborous - the snake that swallows its own tail, a Gnostic symbol of life...yet is it life if only familiar paths were trod, or can the snake free itself from its own jaws and perhaps offer an apple deftly placed in the bosom or to crawl through sewerage to seek freedom in an open toilet bowl?

Anyone know of a good online dictionary??

[ozchick]

Well FORKS, FRUIT-BOY and IDPEARL- I am impressed ! Your literary eloquence has made for outstanding entertainment in an otherwise already excellent forum!
Yes, you have the Ozchick seal of approval !
But I presume you realise that the OP (yep that's me) has clearly enabled you to rise to the occasion, to seek where no slithery serpents have sought before, to go where no green tree snake has gone and....oh hell I've got housework to do.. see ya !
PS Now who was looking for a dictionary ? In my family we always called it a 'dic(k)'.....mm...must have had a fetish for snake-like vocbaulary too..mm...

[Forks]

Well FORKS, FRUIT-BOY and IDPEARL- I am impressed ! Your literary eloquence has made for outstanding entertainment in an otherwise already excellent forum!
Yes, you have the Ozchick seal of approval !
But I presume you realise that the OP (yep that's me) has clearly enabled you to rise to the occasion, to seek where no slithery serpents have sought before, to go where no green tree snake has gone and....oh hell I've got housework to do.. see ya !
PS Now who was looking for a dictionary ? In my family we always called it a 'dic(k)'.....mm...must have had a fetish for snake-like vocbaulary too..mm...

so your saying you are our muse by stealth so to speak?

[ozchick]

Well FORKS, FRUIT-BOY and IDPEARL- I am impressed ! Your literary eloquence has made for outstanding entertainment in an otherwise already excellent forum!
Yes, you have the Ozchick seal of approval !
But I presume you realise that the OP (yep that's me) has clearly enabled you to rise to the occasion, to seek where no slithery serpents have sought before, to go where no green tree snake has gone and....oh hell I've got housework to do.. see ya !
PS Now who was looking for a dictionary ? In my family we always called it a 'dic(k)'.....mm...must have had a fetish for snake-like vocbaulary too..mm...

so your saying you are our muse by stealth so to speak?

You got it babes ! They've even written a book about me- 'The Power of One' !

[Forks]

I feel so... so ... so taken advantage of LOL

[ozchick]

I feel so... so ... so taken advantage of LOL

Don't worry sweet thang ! I'll never do it again- I promise. I've actually taken quite a 'shine' to you ! Get it ?! Shiny forks and stuff?!
NOW do you feel better ?

[Wind In My Hair]

Don't worry sweet thang ! I'll never do it again- I promise. I've actually taken quite a 'shine' to you ! Get it ?! Shiny forks and stuff?!

Next thing we know you'll pair up and start spooning. Yikes.

[Forks]

I feel so... so ... so taken advantage of LOL

Don't worry sweet thang ! I'll never do it again- I promise. I've actually taken quite a 'shine' to you ! Get it ?! Shiny forks and stuff?!
NOW do you feel better ?

much

[Forks]

Don't worry sweet thang ! I'll never do it again- I promise. I've actually taken quite a 'shine' to you ! Get it ?! Shiny forks and stuff?!

Next thing we know you'll pair up and start spooning. Yikes.

Nicely done

of course the eternal question is....

Spork of Foon?

[ozchick]

Don't worry sweet thang ! I'll never do it again- I promise. I've actually taken quite a 'shine' to you ! Get it ?! Shiny forks and stuff?!

Next thing we know you'll pair up and start spooning. Yikes.

You're a funny little bunny Wimoweh !

[Wind In My Hair]

Don't worry sweet thang ! I'll never do it again- I promise. I've actually taken quite a 'shine' to you ! Get it ?! Shiny forks and stuff?!

Next thing we know you'll pair up and start spooning. Yikes.

You're a funny little bunny Wimoweh !

Oh no. No. All the flattery in the world will not convince me to join you in a threesome. That would not be very knife, I mean nice.