Singapore Snake Habits

kaseyma · Post by **kaseyma** » Wed, 27 Aug 2008 5:42 am

It's not the 3 metre pythons that you need to worry about.

http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/snakes/a ... tingsn.htm

Forks · Post by **Forks** » Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:12 am

Oh please, snakes in Singapore, dont be ridiculous, there are no snakes in Singapore, thats just a myth made up to scare expats.

Lizards on the other hand....

banana · Post by **banana** » Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:18 pm

...especially of the lounge variety. Very dangerous. They're like snakes, only with legs. Snakes! With legs!

Forks · Post by **Forks** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:08 am

banana wrote:...especially of the lounge variety. Very dangerous. They're like snakes, only with legs. Snakes! With legs!

and where might one fins such exotic fauna?

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 1:36 pm

In most lounges obviously!

You've never played the early PC game Leisure Suit Larry? Okay, I know, I'm carbon-dating myself! Larry is a prime specimen of a Lounge Lizard.

Locally they're generally known as a Buaya which is Malay for Crocodile. A sleazy pickup artist in other words........

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 3:11 pm

Snakes, crocodiles... no wonder they say men have reptilian brains.

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 5:16 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:Snakes, crocodiles... no wonder they say men have reptilian brains.

..........................

sierra2469alpha · Post by **sierra2469alpha** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 5:21 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:...no wonder they say men have reptilian brains.

No wonder women share the same biology, including a coccyx (reptilian within itself!), yet women also come equipped with an extra pair of ribs

Mr. P

[P.S. Glad I added "equipped"

]

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 5:39 pm

sierra2469alpha wrote:yet women also come equipped with an extra pair of ribs

Yes and men are short of one... you lesser beings.

sierra2469alpha · Post by **sierra2469alpha** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 5:49 pm

Touche!

Forks · Post by **Forks** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 9:10 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:In most lounges obviously!

You've never played the early PC game Leisure Suit Larry? Okay, I know, I'm carbon-dating myself! Larry is a prime specimen of a Lounge Lizard.

Locally they're generally known as a Buaya which is Malay for Crocodile. A sleazy pickup artist in other words........

Do I remember Larry, oh boy do I, great game but I was being more specific to Singapore, I would notice if I saw a "larry" walking down the street.

durain · Post by **durain** » Thu, 28 Aug 2008 9:30 pm

Forks wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:In most lounges obviously!

You've never played the early PC game Leisure Suit Larry? Okay, I know, I'm carbon-dating myself! Larry is a prime specimen of a Lounge Lizard.

Locally they're generally known as a Buaya which is Malay for Crocodile. A sleazy pickup artist in other words........
Do I remember Larry, oh boy do I, great game but I was being more specific to Singapore, I would notice if I saw a "larry" walking down the street.

oh yeah, i remembered that too. i played the very first one that came out. run on floppy as well. love the bit with the hooker, got a black box censoring it and then they having a fag after that.

the only "snake" i see in singapore are those that spray red paint on walls and writing down people's apt or telephone number.

Forks · Post by **Forks** » Fri, 29 Aug 2008 9:56 am

Yeah, that was a pretty risqe game for its time and yeah on old style floppies too.

Havnt seen those kinda snakes you mentioned.

banana · Post by **banana** » Fri, 29 Aug 2008 5:38 pm

The bit where you get VD if you do the hooker without protection is hilarious. An 8 bit explosion in your pants, Eddie Murphy would've been proud.

Wind In My Hair wrote:
sierra2469alpha wrote:yet women also come equipped with an extra pair of ribs
Yes and men are short of one... you lesser beings.

I believe I speak for most men since Adam when I say "gimme back my rib b*tch!"

Matney · Post by **Matney** » Fri, 29 Aug 2008 5:43 pm

Back to the topic of snakes....this guy had a snake problelm.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/wo ... 48630.html

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