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Postby durain » Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:45 am

ok, got this from the usual email jokes...



(You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That's not right! Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP ; Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa

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Postby ElvinYeo » Sat, 23 Aug 2008 8:22 pm

I dont really understands the joke :???:

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Postby QRM » Sat, 23 Aug 2008 8:57 pm

Dont know which is funnier the joke or Elvin not understanding it :shock:

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Postby durain » Sat, 23 Aug 2008 9:00 pm

ElvinYeo wrote:I dont really understands the joke :???:


you no sense of humour? :wink:

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Postby QRM » Sat, 23 Aug 2008 9:06 pm

durain wrote:
ElvinYeo wrote:I dont really understands the joke :???:


you no sense of humour? :wink:


Durain you mean, Yu noh fa ni

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 24 Aug 2008 5:05 pm

ElvinYeo wrote:I dont really understands the joke :???:


Reading the rest of your replies so far, it doesn't surprise me at all. :roll:

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Postby Plavt » Sun, 24 Aug 2008 6:43 pm

Hey Durain,
Here's one extra, courtesy of my mother (crude old bat that she is at times). :oops:

Chinese Farmer: Hu Flung Dung

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haha

Postby kenji77 » Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:00 pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

Postby EFlondon7 » Sun, 28 Sep 2008 12:30 pm

ROTFLMAO
durain wrote:ok, got this from the usual email jokes...



(You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That's not right! Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP ; Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa
:lol:

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:03 am

It would appear that our friend EFlondon7 needed to PM somebody as he's made 5 absolutely worthless posts in 32 minutes after registering and that's it. Good thing I'm in a good mood as otherwise I'd delete all of them just for taking up good band width and not saying anything at all. :roll:

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Postby Min_Ong » Tue, 14 Oct 2008 1:42 am

haha. i think you need to know the longstanding joke about hongkies (hongkong-ers)'s accents to understand this one.

It's pretty funny cause I got it. read it out loud. it's just the hongkie accent speaking english.

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Postby QRM » Tue, 14 Oct 2008 9:45 am

Min,

Sharp as a lemon today :wink:


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