Weddings- who pays?

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Tue, 15 Jul 2008 7:53 pm

Hi SMS . . . ain't it the truth!

Have some free time on my hands, calm before the storm - went to Sri Lanka for a few weeks on business and now it is clean-up time . . .

So, how come you attract riff-raff bigots like that Fahim thing nowadays . . . just when Superglide left (again).

fahim27 · Post by **fahim27** » Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:10 pm

The guy whose photo doesn't have much hair went to Tony & Guy for what, cut his so called few strangs of dyed hair or some shave underneath so that it doesn't hurt when you rattle.

Vucloose, go to some pub have some beer, come back and post again. dont forget to eat donkey meat. (barbequed). sorry, correct with red fonts.

durain · Post by **durain** » Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:51 pm

Vaucluse wrote:Who pays???

Usually the man . . . in many ways

and the man will get the goods he paid for at night.

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 9:46 am

Oh dear, fahim . . . it seems 'funnies' just don't translate . . .

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 1:48 pm

Oi! Funnies?...............Where?

Oh, hiiiimmmmm. He's funny but I think it's called 'Tragic Humour' isn't it?

Yeah, V., we needed some new fodder since your favourite sparring partner spit out his dummy again!

How's that young'un doing? Walking by now I suppose?

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 2:35 pm

What is it with this guy and donkey meat? Weird. They are getting younger and younger

Yes, thanks, SMS. She is walking, talking, running, falling, swimming, sinking and in bed by 19.30 every night so she can have a nice slumber until 07.00 the next morning . . . and seeing she is in her terrible twos is something one can only wish for.

You're still slogging it out in Singapore then . . . isn't it about time you went home? (though I do know why you stay and that is still commendable!)

ozchick · Post by **ozchick** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 9:26 pm

Vaucluse wrote:Who pays???

Usually the man . . . in many ways

I can only presume that your're joking !

sierra2469alpha · Post by **sierra2469alpha** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 9:36 pm

OzChick - I'm just trying to get us ALL back on topic here...

As mentioned, my wife and I paid for our own wedding (admittedly, it was small-ish). Did you try to chat with the other parties concerned? My brother-in-law and his new wife got married recently - there was like a 1:3 ratio of his (ours) to her (read: her mum's!!!) guests. It was all long and suffering as we had a divorce on new wife side (her parents) and endless bits of grief.

However, I mention this because, with a formal meeting between the parents and the kids, eventually it was all resolved.

I'll put a disclaimer on this, however. They are from a southern state of Australia where dipping people in vats of acid has become a passtime, rather than a crime.

Best of luck with it all - a special day for your daughter.

HTH, P & C

[Edited: only ONE spelling mistake this time! - not bad given I have a cold!]

ksl · Post by **ksl** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:05 pm

eat donkey meat

I had Billi Rubin for dinner yesterday with liver and kidneys, very nice too

Much better than donkey meat

You didn't know that I was born in the valley, right in the crevice, beyond the bushy, where all the cotton tails like to burrow (investigate)

sierra2469alpha · Post by **sierra2469alpha** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:14 pm

You forgot the nice bottle of Cianti?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/quotes

Or am I mistaken???

ksl · Post by **ksl** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:20 pm

sierra2469alpha wrote:You forgot the nice bottle of Cianti?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/quotes

Or am I mistaken???

Not mistaken old boy!

Sadly the AA recommends vinegar only

Now where's Ozchick, maybe we could share the spare ribs

sierra2469alpha · Post by **sierra2469alpha** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:21 pm

Good lad!

Bless your fava beans!

banana · Post by **banana** » Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:32 pm

ksl wrote: Sadly the AA recommends vinegar only

I think I'm starting to come round to ksl's idea of advertising. On the surface, it comes across as primitive but there's actually a lot of finesse involved. Kinda like killing your opponent with a thousand paper cuts.

ozchick · Post by **ozchick** » Thu, 17 Jul 2008 5:32 pm

Sigh.....I'm lost. Are you guys all speaking some other language?

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Thu, 17 Jul 2008 5:44 pm

ozchick wrote:Sigh.....I'm lost. Are you guys all speaking some other language?

Martian gobbledygook. Nothing important. Not like the stuff we gals discuss.

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