Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I
am a little nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry
about. I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they
give you lots of Jelly and ice cream. Don't worry, It's a breeze.'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'
'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I
had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'
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There I was on my way to work. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood. I look over to change the CD and then. I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. You know how you just get so stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny sometimes?
Yeah, well, THIS was one of those times! I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' . . . and that's when the fight started!
