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it's sunday morning... do you know where your razor's at?

Postby taxico » Sun, 22 Jun 2008 7:54 am

my old man never taught me to shave and i just re-learned the real/lost art of shaving recently from the local barber.

smoooooooooooooooooooth and awwwwwwwwwwwesome. everybody should teach their kid how to shave right.

lookit lookit! MY SKIN AIN'T FEELIN NO IRRITATION THIS MORNING, BOY!

kakapow! alright. there're some chores to do this morning, and i shall have to clean my toilet bowl again.

i also figured out how to clean it without a the bristle spray, so it's all good. i also found out the shower curtains need to be laundered to get rid of the gunk build-up.

there's some leftover chicken my brain tells me i shouldn't eat cold from the fridge, but my stomach tells me it's okay cos it's delicious cold or hot.

mmmm... pity there's no ball game on ESPN today.

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Postby durain » Sun, 22 Jun 2008 8:12 am

are you domesticated yet? :P

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Postby taxico » Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:18 pm

no, but the house keeper's gone on a holiday to australia so i'm not very well kept. i can't wait for her to come back... 5 more days.

i tried picking everything up, and cleared off stains on my carpet as much as i can (a piece of kung pow chicken escaped from the box)...

and i used a red napkin that came from a batch bought by someone (not sure if it was me or not) and then i realised it's FREAKING STAINING THE CARPET RED NOT REMOVING THE OIL AND SAUCE!!!

a;glhas;glsdssdklk BAM! AND THE STAIN IS GONE - yeah right.

lesson learnt; always use a white paper towel/napkin. don't use the colored types that you happened to have handy (for wiping sauce off bulging bellies) to dab on carpets.

otherwise, everything's okay. i use newspapers as coasters and lay them around the coffee table and floor liberally to catch any spills or splashes.

workin pretty good. but i never knew sinks catch so much dirt in such little time... i wonder if they have disposable sink covers...

ditto for tub and shower stall, so it's no use cleaning out stuff there. and those ads i see on tv that says squirt, sit and splash off?

they don't freaking work. good ole' elbow grease is still required... oh no. i'm so lazy!

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Postby Turtle » Mon, 23 Jun 2008 5:35 pm

Hey, don't keep us hanging - what IS the long lost secret?!

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Postby Levikane » Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:15 pm

Have soft beard hair - there are 2 ways:
1. Shave after showering, the hot water softens
2. Shave in order letting the shaving cream soften the hardest hairs longest (moustache and chin)

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Postby taxico » Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:44 pm

Levikane wrote:Have soft beard hair - there are 2 ways:
1. Shave after showering, the hot water softens
2. Shave in order letting the shaving cream soften the hardest hairs longest (moustache and chin)


on top of the above-mentioned 2, you need a good brush and good shaving cream, know your hair's grain and use a good razor.

and never do it in a rush. you'll probably botch something up!


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