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For our posters who cannot spell......

Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:06 am

For some of our more illustrious posters who don't know why a lot of red and green lines show up under their text while they are typing their posts. You know who you are.........

Ode two a spell chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer,
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea:

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write -
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Aye have run this poem threw it:
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh -
My chequer tolled me sew.

(Sores unknown.)
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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