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airline (cabin crew) careers - really? in an expat forums?

Postby taxico » Mon, 26 May 2008 4:42 pm

i first came on here while researching ATP careers, but thought it was funny that the area seems like a hotbed for aspiring flight attendants!

okay. so what's today's tip about... okay. i found out that at my supermarket, if i bought 2 quarters, it's cheaper than buying a half chicken.

but sometimes the stuffing isn't really there. no, wait. i meant, sometimes, there's just NO stuffing, despite the sticker saying WITH STUFFING.

my tip will be... to make sure you either stuff or get stuffed regularly, or else you'll go on some message board and post weird messages.

also, i'm still waiting for tips on how to make sure toilet bowl rims can remain sparkly without sitting down to pee.

I HAVE DECIDED I WILL INSTALL A URINAL IN MY APARTMENT WHEN I FINALLY RETURN HOME.

between now and then, i shall be inventing an easy-to-install urinal kit that does not require wall hacking or excessive plumbing.

oh, that reminds me, there're those paper cones this dude invented for men to make sure nothing dribbles onto the under or over pants.

heidi montag is hot. right?

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Postby jpatokal » Tue, 27 May 2008 4:34 am

I've have two of whatever you're smoking :shock:
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 27 May 2008 11:07 am

Ozchick meet taxico......

Taxico meet ozchick......


:cool:

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Postby taxico » Tue, 27 May 2008 11:23 am

hello ozchick.

:girl:

are you really an oz-chick?

\:D/

here... enjoy!

Image

step 1:

:cool:

step 2:

Image

step 3:

O:)

steps 4 - 9 i shall post another day. need to look through the bag of emoticons... anyhow... i post really strange things in here.

alright, fine fine... i post strange things all over the place!

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Postby Matney » Tue, 27 May 2008 1:48 pm

Is that a bag of S-H-1-T?? Or it's. . . . :-$

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Postby taxico » Wed, 28 May 2008 2:12 am

not my baggie. i googled it! 8-)

shhh...

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Postby Smarten » Wed, 28 May 2008 3:42 pm

Uhhhhh be careful :???:

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Postby BakuTeh » Wed, 28 May 2008 7:16 pm

It looks like a doggie bag instead. no offend, but it really....... :?

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Postby taxico » Thu, 29 May 2008 6:55 am

BakuTeh wrote:It looks like a doggie bag instead. no offend, but it really....... :?


it needs more "purple" that's what!


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