Reminds me of locals with western names

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Reminds me of locals with western names

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 24 May 2008 9:18 am

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone.
She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- Cars and Men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
With a smile he replied, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'

SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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