A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone.
She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- Cars and Men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
With a smile he replied, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'