Somehow George W. Bush and Bill Clinton ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each attended by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were afraid to start a conversation, fearing it would turn to politics. As they finished their shaves, Clinton's barber reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife, Hillary, will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."