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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 09 May 2008 9:20 pm

UPSET WIFE

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman.

The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to Me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened.

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young Lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and Defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the nchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while She was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I Threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.."

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said "Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"

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Postby Plavt » Sat, 10 May 2008 5:03 am

:lol: :lol:

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Postby Forks » Sat, 17 May 2008 3:05 pm

LMAO

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Postby BakuTeh » Wed, 28 May 2008 7:50 pm

:) :) :D :D

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Postby sharonang » Mon, 23 Jun 2008 5:12 pm

:D :lol: It very great...haha

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tztztz

Postby MomRazz » Mon, 28 Jul 2008 8:56 pm

hehehe

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Postby ksl » Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:17 pm

There's maybe some truth in that for many married men, and then they wonder why you gave it away :wink:

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Postby Siong2 » Sat, 02 Aug 2008 9:45 pm

lol, nice one. :D

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Haha

Postby Zack555 » Fri, 19 Sep 2008 2:19 pm

a good one. hahaha :P
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