
Where is my face ?!
Where is my face ?!
The old thread by Strong Eagle prompted me to post this.
Sad times these are when the chick can't see well enough to apply her eye make-up ! Here am I with my expensive Oraton reading glasses that enable me to see my eyes closely....sigh...but the bloody glasses are in the way then !
And don't give me any advice about contacts-lenses. My eyes would NOT be happy about a foreign object being inserted. (Said the young woman on her wedding night- oops different story)
Oh crap I hate this growing old gracefully idea...
What's that Desiderata line ?
" Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. " What a load of BEEP AND MORE BEEP !
Sad times these are when the chick can't see well enough to apply her eye make-up ! Here am I with my expensive Oraton reading glasses that enable me to see my eyes closely....sigh...but the bloody glasses are in the way then !
And don't give me any advice about contacts-lenses. My eyes would NOT be happy about a foreign object being inserted. (Said the young woman on her wedding night- oops different story)
Oh crap I hate this growing old gracefully idea...
What's that Desiderata line ?
" Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. " What a load of BEEP AND MORE BEEP !

'Are you trying to tempt me because I come from the land of plenty?'
This is when the big magnifying mirror comes in handy! You know the one you can flip over, one side regular mirror the other magnified.
The one the guys call shaving mirrrors, it is just because they don't want to admit they can't see what to shave anymore!
The one the guys call shaving mirrrors, it is just because they don't want to admit they can't see what to shave anymore!

"My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes." - Unknown
micknlea wrote:This is when the big magnifying mirror comes in handy! You know the one you can flip over, one side regular mirror the other magnified.
The one the guys call shaving mirrrors, it is just because they don't want to admit they can't see what to shave anymore!
Hey yeah ! Now THAT'S worth a try ! Have seen these around and this should fix the problem. Now how come I didn't think of this myself ?! Oh yeah- that's right- old age strikes again !

'Are you trying to tempt me because I come from the land of plenty?'
So are we tattooing the whole lot then? Ouch! I have vivid images of a chook with tattooed eyelids in vivid electric blue and big black lashes. Perhaps you could tattoo on the blush as well.
Saint, just put up with waiting for the war paint, it gives you "chill" time, enough for a pint or so before you go out, you know Mrs S only wants to look her best for you!

Saint, just put up with waiting for the war paint, it gives you "chill" time, enough for a pint or so before you go out, you know Mrs S only wants to look her best for you!

"My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes." - Unknown
Re: Where is my face ?!
ozchick wrote:The old thread by Strong Eagle prompted me to post this.
Sad times these are when the chick can't see well enough to apply her eye make-up ! Here am I with my expensive Oraton reading glasses that enable me to see my eyes closely....sigh...but the bloody glasses are in the way then !
And don't give me any advice about contacts-lenses. My eyes would NOT be happy about a foreign object being inserted. (Said the young woman on her wedding night- oops different story)
Oh crap I hate this growing old gracefully idea...
What's that Desiderata line ?
" Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. " What a load of BEEP AND MORE BEEP !
And you haven't even reached the change of life yet!


Ozchick I think i saw you the other day, or was i dreaming? Mmm nice dream, didn't see any wrinkles at all!

ozchick wrote:Forks wrote:Radical suggestion - stop using eye makeup.
Yeah like THAT'S gonna happen ! I'd rather did a hole and bury myself !
Ok, so the obvious solution didnt work, the tattoo thing might work well then.

KSL also has a point, if you post a pic then we can tell you if you really need makeup anyway, everyone knows how good men are at evaluating makeup.
Forks wrote:if you post a pic then we can tell you if you really need makeup anyway, everyone knows how good men are at evaluating makeup.
Yeah YEAH funny boy ! The rooster already says I look fine without makeup but that just like telling me I'm stupid ! We all know that's nit true !

Ans Rusky might well run for cover ! Mm...but he has a point...ooh the wrinkles and the gravity and ooh....

Nah...goin for the mirrir idea and maybe - God help me - the flip lens glasses !

'Are you trying to tempt me because I come from the land of plenty?'
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
-
Anyone did Buccal Fat removal on face?
by cuppy » Mon, 24 Jun 2013 1:40 pm » in Aesthetic Enhancement & Cosmetic Surgery - 0
- 1723
-
by cuppy
View the latest post
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 1:40 pm
-
-
-
Singaporeans face potential charges for racism in Australia
by PNGMK » Tue, 15 Oct 2013 7:27 pm » in General Discussions - 81
- 17049
-
by JR8
View the latest post
Fri, 18 Oct 2013 7:35 pm
-
-
-
PRs who fail to serve NS face serious consequences
by taxico » Wed, 06 Aug 2014 12:50 pm » in Strictly Speaking - 20
- 5280
-
by ecureilx
View the latest post
Wed, 06 Aug 2014 10:51 pm
-
-
-
Birthday parties.. What are the rates for face painting?
by Fadila kakaka » Sun, 17 Aug 2014 12:55 pm » in Parenting, Family & Schools - 4
- 1205
-
by Girl_Next_Door
View the latest post
Fri, 05 Sep 2014 2:12 pm
-
-
-
Rubbing us ultra poor blokes in the face
by the lynx » Fri, 17 Oct 2014 4:16 pm » in Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish - 8
- 2172
-
by zzm9980
View the latest post
Fri, 17 Oct 2014 11:11 pm
-
Return to “General Discussions”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests