funny

[ksl]

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Johnny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.


The Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,

"What a Great Chest you have!" &n bsp;









He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."









He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!"













The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."






He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.






The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran

out of the apartment like that.












The blonde replies, : I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!

[girlabsolut]

Man, those are funny jokes! I'm gonna share them with my friends. =D

[Forks]

hahaha

[MeLoRasP]

haha.. yea~ funny..

[Pe888]

haha~ farnnie....

[momokui]

AHAHAHA,THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!