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Ghecko poo

Post by ozchick » Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:50 pm

These beady eyed little critters freak me out. I'd prefer not to know they're there. But just when you think thet've gone away, they make that awful kissing noise to let you know that you're not alone. And then if there's no kissing noise, I get lulled into a false sense of security 'til I see the ghecko poo on the window sill in the morning. Ooh yucky.... why do all the gheckos in my apartment have diarrhoea ?!
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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:27 pm

You're right! You ARE bored! :P
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Post by ozchick » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:34 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:You're right! You ARE bored! :P
You're not wrong about that farmboy !
I'm so bored that I might go into Orchard Rd for some shopping ! Aghhhh !
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Post by ScoobyDoes » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:04 pm

Gheckos make a noise? Hmm.......

You need them anyway, to help control mosquitos. Pehaps you need to leave them little rolls of toilet roll around the place :wink:

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 4:16 pm

Geckos make lots of noise. That's why they are also called chitchats. Also, if you ever chance upon a Tokay Gecko, those critters have a noise that can be hear over a klick away! "Tooooookkkkeeee - KKaaaayyyyyy!" which is obviouosly how they got their name. They are grey with orange spots and about 6 to 8 inches long.
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Post by Matney » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 4:55 pm

OMG you must be bored to know you're looking at gecko diarrhea!! :shock: :shock:

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 5:51 pm

That's okay, wait till one on the ceiling let's fly and it lands in her fried lice while watching TV! :shit:
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Post by Plavt » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 7:36 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:That's okay, wait till one on the ceiling let's fly and it lands in her fried lice while watching TV! :shit:
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Post by durain » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:19 pm

hmmm... i dont even think tea tree can get rid of lice! :P

btw, where can i get typing lessons? :)

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:30 pm

Okay, it was supposed to be "flied" lice and not fried lice. My typing isn't up to snuff either! I could have said it fell into her choke! (porridge).
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Post by Rich D » Mon, 10 Mar 2008 4:18 am

No roaches, no geckos. Hmmm, perhaps Istanbul ain't so bad after all.
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